Posts tagged oops
Best of British
Oct 21st
Some things make you proud to be British.
This isn’t one of them. Here a generic bunch of underclass yoofs demonstrate the downside of the influx of cheap scooters to these shores in recent years, and in the process provide a stark reminder of the reasons that children’s play equipment and internal combustion engines are rarely put together.
While there is a certain amount of schadenfreude whenever an idiot gets his just desserts, I think I’ll simply point out that I am not aware of any scooter insurance policies that offer cover for this sort of use…
Motorbike goes to Church.
Aug 29th
Most churches don’t have any problem with bikers, even big hairy ones can find a welcome in many congregations, as Bikers for Jesus will tell you, if you can persuade them to stop sharing the gospel for a second.
Having said that, it might be a good idea to leave your bike in the car park…
http://embed.break.com/NTQ2MjQ1
I BLAME SI AND DAVE
Mar 4th
Now I’ve got to admit probably like most of the bikers I know I like my food, I don’t care if it’s a decent bacon and egg roll at a rally or even that Madras curry that seems like a fantastic idea on the way back to the tent at silly o’clock in the morning.
Now I’ve known a few Australians in my time and all have been some what tapped BUT the most excellent party people ever but this takes the biscuit this can only be what happens if you buy an Australian biker the Hairy Bikers Cook Book,
This was spotted by the CGU Safety and Risk Services ( sounds like the same people that tell kids not to play conkers as it might have there eye’s out), Now this was taken on a long weekend to celebrate Australia Day and the food loving aussie was on his way to a Barbie,
All I can say is thank god he was not on the way to a hog roast.
Remember drink driving kills,
Cooking and cruising also not so cool.
Australian Daily Telegraph piece.
Stay safe,
Oneleggedfreak
Another Lady in Lycra!?!
Feb 11th
Jenny said: “After threats of legal action I wont include the picture of Grant sporting the very same outfit”
Well, frankly, I don’t care about legal threats from Grant – the public have a right to know! Plus, if Grant really wants to explain to a court what he was up to, so much the better.
I understand that no padding was required.
Rumours that Grant could be found running around the hotel corridors at 3am dressed in the outfit and whooping “Chase me!” in the manner of Duncan Norvelle remain unconfirmed.
Quad over heels!
May 16th
Here’s some reassurance that it’s not just bikers who would benefit from advanced skills training.
And another demonstration of why it’s a good idea to get quad insurance.
