Posts tagged Grant Varnham
Crazy Custom
Apr 3rd
Now that’s what I’m talking about!
The first thing I think of when I hear the word “custom” is something that is unusual, a one off. Now when it comes to custom bikes they appear in all shapes and sizes. The finished article is usually a fair reflection of the person who built it.
If I was building a custom bike here’s how it would reflect me:
Lowered = Because I’m a midget and it would allow my feet to actually touch the floor at traffic lights and not just dangle.
Bigger seat = To make my arse seem smaller!!…simple!
Ape hangers = I would even fit them to a bandit….just have to!
NOS = Only because we here at Bikesure will cover it for road use….that’s right!
Disco lights = Only so I could bring the party to you! ( I am aware it would make me look a t**t )
Needless to say Bikesure have insured custom bikes that have included coffins attached to them and bikes fitted with £5000 worth of disco lights.
If only the insurance came with the girls you often see strewn over the bikes in the mags wearing next to nothing! Trust me, I’m working on it….well….not me in next to nothing….you get where I’m coming from.
So whatever your modifications, whatever your bike make sure you give us a ring and let us offer you quote. We offer tailor made insurance and take an open minded approach to ensure you get the best possible cover.
Grant
Setting the record (that im) straight!
Feb 21st
Now you may have seen some “odd” looking pictures of me floating around this website. I want to assure you that in no way do I make a habit of dressing in womans clothing. I dont really want my chances of finding a girlfriend to be non existent and thats the way its going at the moment.
To reliterate this point I would like to draw your attention to the below:
As you can see I do enjoy the pretty girls, the fact that they get paid to have photo’s taken with anyone is besides the point!
Its not long before “that” picture of me will be issued in the monthly magazine and distributed all around Adrian Flux, so im just trying to back myself up before I get the p**s taken out of me from everyone.
Thank you
Grant ” straight as they come” Varnham