Posts tagged funny
Motorcycle Jousting
Apr 11th
Just in case you were wondering, we don’t cover you for this.
Even if it is fun.
Pitt Stopped
Nov 6th
Brad Pitt has a really cool custom bike, but recently made a first class pratt of himself by filling the chopper’s oil tank with petrol right in front of a load of journalists.
There’s a full explanation of how Brad managed to cock up along with some juicy pics on the truly excellent and highly recommended Helmethair blog.
Dumb Questions
Oct 23rd
Here are some really annoying questions to ask your mates the next time your in the Pub.
Why are wrong numbers never busy?
If swimming is such good exercise,why are whales so fat?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to pans?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If olive oil comes from squeezing olives, how do they make baby oil?
When a agnostic dies, does he go to the ‘great perhaps’?
When sign-makers go on strike, do they carry blank picket signs?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why are haemorrhoids called ‘haemorrhoids’ instead of ‘asteroids’?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holand called Holes?
If a tortoise loses it’s shell,is it naked or homeless?
If a word in the dictionary was spelled wrong, how would we know?
Is there something you can take for kleptomania?
Do bleached blondes pretend to have more fun?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
Why do people steal hotel towels when hundreds of people have used them to dry their crotches?
Can sexual harassment at work be a problem if you’re self-employed?
Is reading on the toilet multi-tasking?
Awesome Bike Stunt
Oct 11th
What do you get if you cross the Wall of Death with a Hamster Ball. Well…
