Crazy Custom
Now that's what I'm talking about!
The first thing I think of when I hear the word "custom" is something that is unusual, a one off. Now when it comes to custom bikes they appear in all shapes and sizes. The finished article is usually a fair reflection of the person who built it.
If I was building a custom bike here's how it would reflect me:
Lowered = Because I'm a midget and it would allow my feet to actually touch the floor at traffic lights and not just dangle.
Bigger seat = To make my arse seem smaller!!...simple!
Ape hangers = I would even fit them to a bandit....just have to!
NOS = Only because we here at Bikesure will cover it for road use....that's right!
Disco lights = Only so I could bring the party to you! ( I am aware it would make me look a t**t )
Needless to say Bikesure have insured custom bikes that have included coffins attached to them and bikes fitted with £5000 worth of disco lights.
If only the insurance came with the girls you often see strewn over the bikes in the mags wearing next to nothing! Trust me, I'm working on it....well....not me in next to nothing....you get where I'm coming from.
So whatever your modifications, whatever your bike make sure you give us a ring and let us offer you quote. We offer tailor made insurance and take an open minded approach to ensure you get the best possible cover.
Grant
Labels: babes, bike insurance, custom bike, Grant Varnham, insurance
link | posted by Bikesure Grant at Thursday, April 03, 20080 comments links to this post
More Chinese Scooter Translations
If you thought the slogans on the bikes were funny, wait till you read the owners manual, like the one that comes with the Qingqi scooter (and yes that really is pronounced "kinky"!)The opening sentences give you a flavour of what's to come:
Read the rest of the manual at the Chinglish Files. And if you've got a Qingqi scooter, or any chinese import motorcycle, remember that Bikesure can give you a Chinese Scooter Insurance Quote, even if no-one else has heard of it.
Labels: bikesure, chinese scooter, funny, insurance, scooter
link | posted by Dave Wilson at Wednesday, April 11, 20070 comments links to this post
Chinese Scooter madness
There have been a plethora of new makes and models of moped and scooter in recent years, the vast majority from China. In fact the influx is so rapid that many motorcycle insurance companies are unable to keep up, as the bikes often aren't listed in the UK lists of make and model that are usually used to calculate your insurance premium. Bikesure doesn't work like that. Our long experience with insuring custom bikes, trikes and rare classics means we quote for each and every bike on its own individual merits. This means we are one of the few companies able to cover every road-legal model of scooter, no matter how unusual or new to the market. So give us a try for Chinese Scooter Insurance.
Now if only someone could do something about the "Chinglish" slogans that the manufacturers write on their bikes...
"Shen Yang - The New Generational Scooter Fron Earth"
"No One In the World Can Be My Best Partner Except the Dio - New Generation"
More here with pictures!
Labels: chinese scooter, insurance, moped, scooter
link | posted by Dave Wilson at Wednesday, February 14, 20070 comments links to this post
Luckiest biker in the world?
Remember the SMIDSY post we did previously? The guy driving this car also did a SMIDSTRL (Sorry mate I didn't see the red light).The guy on the bike might just be the luckiest guy in the world. If you get into a scrape you want to be wearing a high quality helmet and protective clothing.
Of course, the best gear can be expensive, but in the event of an accident you won't have to worry about replacing all your safety gear, so long as you take out our optional helmet and leathers cover.
Labels: bike, bikesure, crash, helmets, insurance, leathers, lucky, video
link | posted by Dave Wilson at Wednesday, February 14, 20070 comments links to this post
Gordon Bennetts! - Insurance Babes, real and otherwise
The latest issue of the Insurance Times has an interesting feature on the so called Bennetts "Babes". Usually Bennetts employ wannabe glamour models, who may look attractive in the right light, but generally know as much about insurance as I do about morris dancing. It seems that Bennetts have realised that having someone from the insurance industry who is both attractive and well-informed on the merits of the various motorcycle insurance policies available would be a good thing.
And so, presumably having failed to find anyone suitable working for them, they've launched a competition to recruit babes from the UK insurance industry.
They must be somewhat regretting having chosen alleged racist bully and Celebrity Big Brother contestant, Danielle Lloyd, to launch their campaign - especially so given her well known history with competitions (She "won" Miss Great Britain before being stripped of the title when it was found she was in a relationship with judge Teddy Sheringham). They've now been forced to cut their losses and dump the hapless glamour girl.Of course, we already know that the hottest girls in insurance work for us, in the shape of the legendary Flux & Bikesure babes.
For proof of that, you only had to be at Stoneleigh Park last week for the Motorcycle Trade Expo, where men from around the UK bike industry had the opportunity to meet Laura and Jenny, who were there on our behalf, along with Rob, Duncan and Dave McCourt, our dealers rep.
And the dealers and traders were pleasantly surprised to find that OUR babes not only looked stunning, but also genuinely worked for us, knew all about insurance and bikes and even took an interest in their well polished helmets - our helmet and leathers cover is an essential add-on for bikers who want to look after their gear.
Check out our Flickr for more pics of some real insurance babes in action, or check out their website - fluxbabes.co.uk.
Labels: babes, bennetts, big brother, bike, bikesure, danielle lloyd, girls, helmets, insurance, leathers, motorbike, motorcycle, show
link | posted by Dave Wilson at Friday, January 19, 20070 comments links to this post