29-year-old Croatian Ante Djindjic is recovering in hospital after sustaining injuries including being knocked out and burned on his chest and arms from being struck by lightning.

Djindjic had stopped his motorbike and was urinating beside the road when he was hit. His feet were insulated by his rubber boots causing the lighting to go to earth via his penis.

Ananova quote Djindic as saying:

"I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital. Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually,"

The Italian press report that his penis acted as a lightning rod, conducting the energy of the lightning bolt to earth and probably saving poor Ante from more severe injuries.

So next time you stop for a leak under gathering clouds, think about whether perhaps you could hold out to the next services after all!

Labels: funny, lightning, lucky, motorbike, motorcycle, ouch

link | posted by Dave Wilson at Friday, September 21, 2007
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Now the name doesn't sound too inviting but I assure you its not what it sounds. Held on Sunday 16th September at Beaumanor Hall, Loughborough the Stinkwheel show is a collection of classic and Italian classic bikes.

Me and Jon were chosen as the worthy representatives for Bikesure for this occasion which was also to be sponsored by ourselves. With the "company", oh yes "company" car stocked up and good to go, we left Kings Lynn for the sunny heights of Loughborough.

We borrowed Suzy Sat Nav from Dean "the egg" Twiddy and programmed in the post code for the show. After a quick stop off at McDonalds, and 2 hours on the road, the Sat Nav uttered the words "100 yards to your destination!" Now at this point I was quite worried, mainly because I hadn't seen any sign of any type of bike show, or house for that matter.

Turn right and you will reach your destination she said, so we did........and pulled into a car park of a local cricket match!!! If it wasn't for the child lock, Mrs Sat Nav would have found her way strewn a mile down the road! After much reprogramming, we eventually found the show and set up.

Back to the hotel for light refreshments and an early night...cough cough!!!! ANYWAY!!!!

Next morning after a few cups of tea and figuring out if we were in the right hotel or not, we brushed ourselves down...not each other!!!! and arrived at the show at 9.30.

There were loads of traders and bikes including BSA, Norton, MV Agusta etc. There was a large showground in the middle for all the bikes to be shown off, as well as a display team.



We set our our stall and proceeded processing quotes and giving out goody bags and generally chatting to the public and spreading the word of Bikesure.

At one point I was approached by the organiser to enter the ring (Ed: I didn't think Rob Balls was at this show?) and say a few words over the tannoy!!! SAY A FEW WORDS????? I bloody loved it, snatched the microphone off the announcer and delivered a speech that Winston Churchill himself would be proud off.

All in all the show was a great success, we spoke to owners clubs, the public, everyone really.

Look out for us at up and coming shows as Bikesure will be appearing at as many as possible, so just come and have a chat!!

Grant "cheese on toast" Varnham

Labels: bike, bike insurance, bikesure, bsa, mv agusta, norton, show, stinkwheel

link | posted by Dave Wilson at Wednesday, September 19, 2007
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It seems that these days, it's hard to find a policeman when you want one. But here at Bikesure, we've found what we think is the fastest and easiest way to distract a copper from his latest doughnut and turn up at your house.

Yes, simply upload a video of your bike travelling at high speeds and overtaking dangerously to your favourite video sharing site, and a member of Her Majesty's Constabulary will be despatched to take a statement, as soon as they've conducted a thorough and wide-ranging nationwide investigation.

That's what this chap did,



and now he simply has to wait for the police to complete their investigations into who he in fact is, and his next knock on the door will likely be the entire South Yorkshire force.

Say the police:

"We will do everything we can to identify these riders."

Seriously though:

Bikers: Don't ride like a muppet (that overtaking was shocking), and if you do, don't film yourself doing it, and if you must, don't post the film onto the internet.

Police: Here's a free tip: instead of scouring the internet looking for dangerous road users, who you then can't find without a lengthy and extensive investigation, why not look for them on the roads, where they actually are, in real life, and what's more you might actually catch and stop them in the act?

Labels: bike insurance, biker, biking law, motorcycle law, police, speeding, video

link | posted by Dave Wilson at Monday, September 03, 2007
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